SIMPLE RPG

SIMPLE RPG is an ULTRA CONDENSED rules light, deadly 1 page fantasy system that includes cool tactical combat, magnificent magic, reimagined roleplay and an immense (relative to the size of the document) item list. CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED by my conscious.

INVIGORATE your brain with a fresh copy today!

You get:

• Rules
• Character cards
• A bonus sheet with a quest generator and enemy table
• My thanks

Imagine the look on your SO/parents/childrens/pets/friends/enemies faces when you whip this out at the next party! Priceless.

RAVE REVIEWS:

"Wow this is amazing. If I were a rich millionaire I would give all my money to this guy."
-Handsome anonymous stranger*

"Who edited this mess?"
-My conscious

"It's ok.
-My mom

"The self is a relation that relates itself to itself or is the relation's relating itself to itself in the relation; the self is not the relation but is the relation's relating itself to itself."
-Søren Kierkegaard

*my nonexistent lawyers are telling me to clarify that this stranger is, in a SHOCKING turn of events, me.